Untitled Answering Machine Message

(date unknown)

OH THE WEATHER OUTSIDE IS FRIGHTFUL

    AND YOU'VE REACHED THE REINDL HOUSEHOLD,

NO ONE CAN COME TO THE PHONE,

    BUT PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AT THE TONE. 

WHEN WE FINALLY GET UNBUSY,

    WE WILL CALL YOU RIGHT BACK WE PROMISE.

HUM HUM HUMMING HUM. . . . . . . . . . . .

BY NOW YOU'RE READY TO KILL ME,

    SO I GUESS I'LL STOP THIS HUMMING

READY SET HERE WE GO

    YOU FINALLY GOT THE TONE.