The Gospel on Christmas Stollen

(1978)

Mother sayeth unto you,

    "You shalt not cut more than one Stollen."

Furthermore, sayeth Mother,

    "You shall not take anymore slices than thou shalt be able to consumeth."

Verity, I say unto you,

"Whosoever taketh more Stollen than he can consumeth, shall be banished from the place where food is consumed, NEVER TO RETURN"

"My blessings to all who eat of this Stollen, may they enjoyeth it fully."

MOTHER